People say it started with me. And I guess that isn’t far wrong. But I think it goes deeper than that. Much, much deeper.
I mean, I can’t possibly have started this... this mess. There’s no way I began this. I’m not that important. I don’t matter quite that much.
...but maybe... maybe they think I do.
Either way, I guess I’ll begin this tale with the closest I can get to where it all went wrong. It would undoubtedly be easier for me to write this with the input of the two main players, but neither of them can be even remotely coherent and logical when it comes to each other.
But that’s alright. They may not speak to me, but I have ways around that...
Comments? Please? *makes puppy-dog eyes* ^___^